December 2009
67 posts
You can only type one word.
1. Where is your cell phone? table. 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? home. 3. Your hair? straight. 4. Work? nope. 5. Your father? hippie. 6. Your favorite thing? Music. 7. Your dream last night? unusual. 8. Your favorite drink? coke. 9. Your dream car? element. 10. The room you’re in? living. 11. Your pet? obnoxious. 12. Your fears? future. 13. What do you want to be in 10 years? smarter. 14. Where...
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donkey punch
him: i'd let you donkey punch me
me: whats a donkey punch?
him: do you really want to know
me: yes
him: i cant do it over the phone
me: oh my god tell me
him: there is anal involved and violence
me: you're killing me this morning
the queen says
him: pussy lips
me: balls
him: like the queen said...
me: ...?...
him: it takes balls to be king
